Had a really great "Night
Out" last night, According to my police report.
I will win,
Not immediately But Definitely.'
Dear Math, please grow up and
solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
The road to success is always
under construction.
Doubt kills more dreams than
failure ever will.
Born to express not to impress.
Silent people have the loudest
minds.
Sometimes it's easier to
pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
You cannot stop the waves but
you can learn to surf.
Life is like photography, You
use the negatives to develop.
Two things are infinite: the
universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
War doesn't determine who's
right. War determines who's left.
When someone says, "You've
Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
If you want to make your dreams
come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don't have dirty mind, I have
Sexy imagination.
Whenever i think of quit
smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
You never know how strong you
are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You have to be ODD, to be
number ONE.
When life puts you in tough
situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
I stopped fighting with my
inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring
you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
Failure is the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
The greatest advantage of
speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
Nothing in the world is more
common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Be a good person, But don't try
to prove.
Mistakes are proof that you are
trying.
Some people are alive only,
Because it's illegal to kill them.
I am not failed......My success is
just postponed.
If you like me Then raise your
hand, If not then raise your standard.
When i was born..Devil
said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
I work for money, For loyalty
Hire a Dog.
I am always right, Once i
thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
I know i am something, Because
god doesn't create garbage.
If you are gonna be two-faced,
Honey at least make one of them pretty!
When
nothing goes right..!! Go left.
If you can't convince them,
Confuse them.
I love to walk in fog, Because
nobody knows i am smoking.
I am not drunk, I am just
chemically off-balanced.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring
it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I am so poor that i can't pay
attention in class.
Warning...I know
KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
I used to be an atheist, But
then i realized i'm God.
Never make eye contact while
eating a banana.
Success is like being
pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got
fucked to get there.
I am not virgin, My life fucks
me everyday.
Nothing is over until you stop
trying.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
I talk to myself because i like
dealing with a better class of people.
People say, you can't live
without love...I think oxygen is more important.
80% of boys have girlfriends..
Rest 20% are having brain.
When everything comes your
way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she's so fake, if you look
behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
I drink to make other people
interesting.
If at first,
you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
Save water drink beer.
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