tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56279001155086103932023-11-15T06:33:03.930-08:00(> Funny And Sweet Status For Facebook & Watsapp <)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00779349759943919920noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5627900115508610393.post-74249217854186593552014-09-18T18:33:00.002-07:002014-09-18T18:37:41.263-07:00FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="padding-bottom: 10px; width: 633px;"><span style="color: red;"><b>संता: जल्दी
से यहां एक ऐम्बुलेंस भेज दीजिये, मेरे दोस्त को एक गाड़ी ने टक्कर मार दी
है। उसकी नाक से </b></span>खून बह रहा है। शायद उसकी टांग भी टूट गई है। <br /> <b>ऑपरेटर:</b> आप किस जगह पर हैं, कृपया बता दीजिये। <br /> <b>संता:</b> कनॉट प्लेस में। <br /> <b>ऑपरेटर:</b> आप मुझे स्पेलिंग बता दीजिये? <br /> जवाब में कोई आवाज नहीं आई। <br /> <b>ऑपरेटर: </b>सर क्या आपको मेरी आवाज आ रही है? <br /> दूसरी तरफ से अभी भी कोई आवाज नहीं आई। <br /> <b>ऑपरेटर:</b> सर प्लीज, जवाब दीजिये, क्या आप मुझे सुन रहे हैं? <br /> <b>संता:</b>
हां-हां, माफ करना। मुझे कनॉट प्लेस की स्पेलिंग नहीं आती, इसलिए मैं उसे
घसीट कर मिंटो रोड पर ले आया हूं। आप मिंटो रोड की स्पेलिंग लिखो।</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="padding-bottom: 10px; width: 633px;"><span style="padding-bottom: 10px; width: 633px;"><b><span style="color: red;">अगर आप कहीं जल्दी में जा रहे हों और काली बिल्ली आपके आगे से गुजर जाए तो इसका मतलब??</span></b><br /> मतलब-वतलब छोड़ो, काली बिल्ली को आपसे ज्यादा जल्दी है।</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="padding-bottom: 10px; width: 633px;"><span style="padding-bottom: 10px; width: 633px;"><b><span style="color: red;">ममीः बच्चो! तुम अगर मेरी बात मानोगे, पलटकर जवाब नहीं दोगे और जिद नहीं करोगे, तो मैं तुम लोगों को </span></b>गिफ्ट दूंगी।<br /> <b>पप्पूः</b> रहने दो ममी, फिर तो सारे गिफ्ट हमेशा पापा को ही मिलेंगे।</span></span></span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00779349759943919920noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5627900115508610393.post-2634197419455374552014-08-29T02:29:00.001-07:002014-08-29T02:29:06.626-07:0020 Funny Facebook Status Updates<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm;">Funny
Facebook Status Updates:</span></b><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">1.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">When
a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds
with you?</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">2.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I’m
an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">I
look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">4.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I
hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking
something.</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">5.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">God
made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">6.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Sometimes
you just need some space............To fart.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">7.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I
wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">8.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Behind
every great woman is a man looking at her ass!</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">9.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">If
women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">10.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I
like to name my iPod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i
click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">11.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I
told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told
me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">12.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">If
you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">1<span style="color: #660000;">3.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;"> </span></span></span><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Whenever
i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my
problem.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">14.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">They
say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your
bills with a hug?</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">15.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Women
should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">16.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;"> </span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">I remember the
time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said
he needs more proof.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 21.111112594604492px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">17.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;"> </span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">That
awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than
“creating History” nowadays.</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">18.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;"> </span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Fart
when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">19.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">If
you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; text-indent: -18pt;">20.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">
</span></span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16pt; padding: 0cm; text-indent: -18pt;">Need
Love...? .......No...I would prefer vodka..!!</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00779349759943919920noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5627900115508610393.post-25818977459956232142014-08-29T01:59:00.003-07:002014-08-29T01:59:37.864-07:0056 Funny And Sweet Status For Facebook & Watsapp <)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><span style="color: blue;">Had a really great "Night
Out" last night, According to my police report.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I will win,
Not immediately But Definitely.'</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"><o:p></o:p></span></span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If you're talking behind my
back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Dear Math, please grow up and
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<span style="color: red; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 18pt;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">The road to success is always
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Doubt kills more dreams than
failure ever will.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Born to express not to impress.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Silent people have the loudest
minds.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #990000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Sometimes it's easier to
pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #990000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">You cannot stop the waves but
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #990000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Life is like photography, You
use the negatives to develop.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #990000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Two things are infinite: the
universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">War doesn't determine who's
right. War determines who's left.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">When someone says, "You've
Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If you want to make your dreams
come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I don't have dirty mind, I have
Sexy imagination.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Whenever i think of quit
smoking, I need a cigarette to think.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">You never know how strong you
are, until being strong is the only choice you have.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">You have to be ODD, to be
number ONE.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">When life puts you in tough
situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #38761d;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #660000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I stopped fighting with my
inner demons. We are on the same side Now.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #660000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If people are trying to bring
you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #660000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Failure is the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #660000;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">The greatest advantage of
speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #660000;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Nothing in the world is more
common than unsuccessful people with talent.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Be a good person, But don't try
to prove.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Mistakes are proof that you are
trying.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Some people are alive only,
Because it's illegal to kill them.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I am not failed......My success is
just postponed.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If you like me Then raise your
hand, If not then raise your standard.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">When i was born..Devil
said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I work for money, For loyalty
Hire a Dog.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I am always right, Once i
thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I know i am something, Because
god doesn't create garbage.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If you are gonna be two-faced,
Honey at least make one of them pretty!</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">When
nothing goes right..!! Go left.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If you can't convince them,
Confuse them.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I love to walk in fog, Because
nobody knows i am smoking.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I am not drunk, I am just
chemically off-balanced.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring
it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I am so poor that i can't pay
attention in class.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Warning...I know
KARATE.......And few other oriental words.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I used to be an atheist, But
then i realized i'm God.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Never make eye contact while
eating a banana.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"><span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;"><br /></span></span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; padding: 0cm;">Success is like being
pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got
fucked to get there.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I am not virgin, My life fucks
me everyday.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Nothing is over until you stop
trying.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">Person you love is 72.8% water.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I talk to myself because i like
dealing with a better class of people.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: red;"> <span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; padding: 0cm;">People say, you can't live
without love...I think oxygen is more important.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><br /></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">80% of boys have girlfriends..
Rest 20% are having brain.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">When everything comes your
way.. Then you are on the wrong way.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">she's so fake, if you look
behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">I drink to make other people
interesting.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"> <span style="border: none windowtext 1.0pt; mso-border-alt: none windowtext 0cm; padding: 0cm;">If at first,
you don't succeed..Keep flushing.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;"></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="border: 1pt none windowtext; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%; padding: 0cm;">Save water drink beer.</span></div>
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